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Copy With a Body Count

Drafted in Google Docs.
Polished under duress.
Edited under protest.

Work that miraculously tiptoed past Karen’s fifteen floating Figma comments—including “idk… tone?” and “hmm… can we soften this?”

Click a logo. Swipe like your KPIs depend on it.

Then let’s get weird and push your brand voice into “Are we even allowed to say that?” territory—and Slack it to Karen.

Summon the Copy Gremlin